What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
You mean while doing something sexual? My mom walked in on me masturbating. She just kinda giggled a...
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Some guys are intellectual and date ugly chicks, cause they're smarter than hot chicks. Yoko Ono was...
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I've never met one in person, myself. You do have to expend a little effort to seek them out. Just a...
A delayed recall affects over 170,000 vehicles after a serious airbag issue Mazda blamed on owners i...
The Steelers have Aaron Rodgers as expected, but it appears Matthew Stafford and Justin Fields were...
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The Tar Heels reach the super regional round of the tournament for the second time in as many season...
CNN will turn a live telecast of 'Good Night and Good Luck' into an evening long event with special...